Instead of waiting for the guy to make the moves this Valentine's it's time for you to take control with these amazing pick-up lines, 10% success rate guaranteed ;)
I'll be the box, you be the chocolates..get inside me.
I can be the V to your V-day
Let's play house, you'll be the door and i'll bang you all night
Be mine, you're fine
I'd buy you chocolates but I'm sweet enough
Nice package, let me unwrap that for you
I was feeling off today but you definitely turned me on
Screw me if I'm wrong, but didn't you buy me flowers?
Is that Cupids arrow in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Here's to not having a dry February ladies xx