Valentine's Pickup Lines To Bed Your Boo

Instead of waiting for the guy to make the moves this Valentine's it's time for you to take control with these amazing pick-up lines, 10% success rate guaranteed ;) 
                    

I'll be the box, you be the chocolates..get inside me. 

I can be the V to your V-day

Let's play house, you'll be the door and i'll bang you all night 

Be mine, you're fine 

I'd buy you chocolates but I'm sweet enough 

Nice package, let me unwrap that for you 

I was feeling off today but you definitely turned me on

Screw me if I'm wrong, but didn't you buy me flowers? 

Is that Cupids arrow in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 

Do you know what would look good on you? Me. 

Here's to not having a dry February ladies xx 

How To | Handle A F*ck Boy

Put a house full of girls together plus a handful of bad dating stories and you've got some prime gossip! In perfect time for Valentines day I thought i'd share with you a little advice and knowledge i've gathered from my own and my fellow girl-kind's dating life, about f*ck boys. 

*This is like half "i'm just messing" and half "but seriously though" before everyone thinks i'm some male hating bitch.* 

Guys are like cats: 

The more you want their attention, try to pick them up and cuddle them the more likely they will scratch and try to bite you. But if you act like their existence means nothing to you, they'll come creeping back wanting you to snuggle them. Moral of the story is playing hard to get does actually work. 


Keep your secrets locked up 

This should be pretty obvious but sometimes all the sweet talking makes you feel like you can confined in them. Anything they can use to impress their friends they'll say, whether it ruins your reputation or not. 



Have a little mystery 

If a guy knows everything there is to know about you then they won't be bothered to come back for seconds. Don't put your heart on a plate for them make them work a little to get your attention. Everyone loves a challenge. 


Always have a back up plan

Whether it's seeking revenge or throwing yourself into something else always have your plan sorted before you're left unknowingly out in the cold. My personal favourite being the revenge body, make yourself so hot that they'll be begging for another piece (but don't give them nothing) 


Once a douche always a douche 

I'm not hating on all men, some guys are really great but sometimes someone you thought had good intensions turns out to be not as great as you once thought.If they were dumb enough to leave you in the first place they don't deserve your fine piece of ass. Never go back to someone who treats/treated you badly. 


They = greesy takeout, you = prime steak 

You know the ones you get after a night out and you think is the most delicious thing in the world but when you see it the next morning you have to hold back your sick? Yeah that's a f*ck boy. You on the other hand are a cooked to perfection steak or whatever you want to eat, so don't get too hung up on him. 

Here's to a valentines day where you're not crying into your damn ice cream! xx 

50 Shades Of Pink Valentines Makeup

Whether you've got a hot date planned with your bae or you're hitting the town with the girls valentines day is a great excuse to pink it up! Whether that be with a bold new pink dress or just some subtle heart patterned knickers it's hard not to get caught up in the day of love. 

I thought i'd show you a quick valentines themed makeup look that will melt anyones heart. 

Firstly start of with applying just your usual concealer, foundation and power to make you look flawlessly fabulous. 

 Now add a little highlighter, I used the Benefit Whats Up! highlighter and blended it into my cheeks, nose and under my eyes, to help with that glowing "in love" look. 

 

A touch of light pink blusher adds a final glowing touch to your look, I used Benefit's Dandelion blusher. 

Please excuse my "i look like I'm sleeping" look, I honestly don't know that other girls show their eye makeup without looking awkward. Anyways, first put a light pink or white shimmer around your whole eyelid and under your brown. Then add a more pinky colour on top and finally with a dark pink/browny pink, define the crease in your eyelid. This gives your eyes an ombre pink look, the shadows I used were all from Urban Decay's Naked 2 Pallet: Bootycall, Chopper and Tease. 

Then it's time to sort out them brows girl! If you want to know how I do my brows check out my other post "Brow Down To Me". 

Nothing scream sexy like some killer winged eyeliner, but since this makeup is more for a date rather then a night out, subtlety goes along way. Thin with a tiny flick is a way to go, just make sure you have a steady hand! 

Now add your usual eyeliner to your waterline and mascara to give you some flirty lashes. 

I was debating on whether to use pink lipstick or a nice hot red, but personally i thought pink went better with this look. I used Mac's Please Me lipstick (The perfect name considering 50 shades of grey just came out ;) ) 

To make my lips look kissable and cute, I added a pink shimming gloss over the top of the lipstick. 

And finally, Valentines day can't be Valentines day without some sexy red thrown in there. Dab a little red along your cheekbones to define them as well as add a final touch of romantic colour to your look. 

The final look! If you want to add a final touch to your look add some cute curls to give you a relaxed but pretty look. 

Happy Valentines Day! Hope this gives those of you out there still stressing out some tips

 xx 

Valentines Wish List

 If Cupid was the Santa of Valentines day, it would be a hell of a lot more exciting! But instead we just have to hope that our boyfriends know us well enough to pick out something we like in attempt prove that they love us. 

Just looking at all the sparkly pink and red gift sets and products in the shop windows this past month has got me far too tempted, but instead of being my own valentine and buying myself everything, I decided to share what I'm loving this February with you all and hoping it all goes on sale on the 15th. 

This will be the first year that I'm not single on Valentines day (hold the applause) so I'm pretty excited about it, unless my boyfriend sees this post and wants to dump me, I tend to have expensive taste. 

1. Tiffany&Co Rose Gold Heart Pendant with matching bracelet (Please) 

2. Marc Jacobs Perfume (Any or all will do!) 

3. Lulu Guinness Perspex Lips Clutch (I can't choose just one colour) 

4. Yankee Candle Fresh Cut Roses (Or any scent, I love them all)  

5. Valentines Pandora Charms (I only have 2 charms on my bracelet, I may need 1 more)

6. Starbucks Valentines Tumbler (Warning: will make your tea extra sweet) 

7. Lush Valentines Gift Set (You want me to smell nice don't you?) 

8. Thorntons Chocolate (The easy way to win my heart) 

9. Or even better, Chocolate and Roses 

Whatever you're doing this Valentines Day I hope you have a great one, What's on your wish list? xx