Big Booty Problems

I like to think my bum is my best ASSet (I planned that pun the moment I came up with this idea) But sometimes it can be difficult to rock a super cute outfit when your bum just keeps getting in the way. An outfit will never look the same on you as it does on the mannequin because your bum just takes over. So I wanted to write a list of problems all girls with a little junk in their trunk will understand when it comes to clothes. 

1 Skirts Never Fit.

Skirts are always far shorter at the back than the front. (Unless they are those amazing designed ones which are longer back) But you never seem to realise just how short they are until after you've already brought them. As much as you try and pull them down throughout the day, you just need to except the fact that half your bum will be sticking out of the back. The answer to this is, a nice thick pair of tights! 


2 Jeans Fall Down.

You may now be thinking, just don't wear skirts, but oh no honey. Jeans are no better, giving you a constant builders bum whenever you bend over. Trying to get jeans that fit properly is a nightmare, they need to be big enough to fit over your bum but small enough to be tight around your waist... the problem is they don't exist, well to be knowledge so far anyway. 


3 Belts Have To Be Tight. 

Along the lines of jeans, there comes the topic of belts. In order to keep those jeans up and that ass hidden, one must put their belt to tightest it can possibly go. This makes sitting down feel like someone is cutting your stomach open and leave you with no so stylish red marks all over it. 

4 Dresses Make You Go Up A Size.

 Floaty dresses make you look double your size because your bum just happens to take up all the room (how selfish) and to make it worse the top half of the dress is so loose, you have to pull it top while pulling the skirt down!

5 Playsuits? Don't Even Think About It. 

Playsuits and Jumpsuits are your kryptonite, similar to the whole jeans situation nothing is going to fit over everything without some parts being to big and to small. So if you really want to venture into the world of playsuits, make sure they are stretchy. I have had way to many heartbroken moments in the charging room over them! 

But even after all of these problems, I'm still very proud of my behind, like a very inspirational song once said "I like big butts and I cannot lie". 

xx