I've recently been noticing that my nights out haven't been as crazy as they once were. So I thought of a few things which I sometimes do on a night which just kills the vibe and decided to make a list of them all for you! They may not relate to everyones night but a think a few will catch you out.
1. Bringing out a clutch bag.
There are some nights out where if something isn't physically attached to my body, i will loose it. Or you might prefer say "someone stole it" but you can't remember. These are the nights when a clutch bag is your worse nightmare, you have to hold that thing all night when you just wanna fist pump and show off your moves. The older you get the less crazy unmemorable nights you will have, so a clutch can show a sign that you're taking it easy tonight.
2. Chipped nails? Who cares no one will see them
Girl even if no one can see your nails in the darkness of the club, you need to have you style game up to the top on a night out. Chipped nails shows that you couldn't be bothered with your outfit or look for the night, when you used to spend at least 3 hours getting ready you now only spend 1....maximum.
3. Bringing spare flats
Being organised is a great thing when it comes to work and your life, but you're not heading out to camp! Bringing flats doesn't only weigh down your bag (especially if its a clutch) but also knowing they're in there will make you give up on your heels very quickly, and you'll be left lugging them around the dance floor complaining.
4. Planning what time to be home
When you start planning out when to end the fun on a night, you won't have much. You will constantly look at your phone and count down until you can get your cheesy chips. If you have something important to do the next day then maybe skip the night. What if when it comes time to leave suddenly something amazing happens? The best nights are the spontaneous ones. Maybe you'll get home or maybe you'll end up on the other side of the country, who knows?
5. Actually making it to work/uni the next day
It takes a lot of willpower to drag yourself out of bed after a night out especially if all you have to look forward to is a class. If you can make it up nice and early and attend your lectures without dozing off or having to run to the bathroom with your hand over your mouth, then you haven't partied to your hearts content and similar to the planning what time to get home, you clock watch.
6. Taking your makeup off before you sleep
Somehow I always make sure to drag a wet wipe over my face and get my makeup off and if I'm incapable, i make my boyfriend do it. You know what they say, each night you sleep with makeup you age a day! But if you've truly gone wild and let loose then cleaning your face is the last thing on your mind, being overtaken by food and sleep.
7. Stopping before being told to stop.
No one likes a crazy drunk bitch throwing up all over the floor, but most of the time your friends see the signs before you get too gone and make you stop. But choosing to stop out of your own free will, thats a taking it easy. The perfect drunk equation is the tipsy + I can don't care attitude but not throwing up and crying.
8. Not taking a million selfies before
You know you look your best just before hitting the clubs, I mean you did just spend 3 hours getting ready and making your makeup look on point. Honestly where else can you get away with extremely dark and sparkly makeup? If you don't take selfies before a night out then you're seriously missing out.
9. Looking at a drinks list to order instead of just your usual vodka mixer
When you're in a club there is no time to be faffing around with cocktails, firstly you have to fight your way through the crowds to get to the bar and then scream your order at the bartender at least 3 times over the music. You want your order to been as simple and as strong as possible and you usually buy it in 2's so you don't have to go back to the bar for a while.
10. Cleaning away your things before crashing out.
My lowest of the low on a night out was when I returned home and loaded the dishwasher, how I didn't smash anything I have no idea. But any type of cleaning or do anything but eating and sleeping when you get home is a MAJOR warning sign you're loosing your inner crazy party girl!
But don't worry girls, you can redeem your inner wild child days again and just let your hair down and go crazy. xx
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