How To | Handle A F*ck Boy

Put a house full of girls together plus a handful of bad dating stories and you've got some prime gossip! In perfect time for Valentines day I thought i'd share with you a little advice and knowledge i've gathered from my own and my fellow girl-kind's dating life, about f*ck boys. 

*This is like half "i'm just messing" and half "but seriously though" before everyone thinks i'm some male hating bitch.* 

Guys are like cats: 

The more you want their attention, try to pick them up and cuddle them the more likely they will scratch and try to bite you. But if you act like their existence means nothing to you, they'll come creeping back wanting you to snuggle them. Moral of the story is playing hard to get does actually work. 


Keep your secrets locked up 

This should be pretty obvious but sometimes all the sweet talking makes you feel like you can confined in them. Anything they can use to impress their friends they'll say, whether it ruins your reputation or not. 



Have a little mystery 

If a guy knows everything there is to know about you then they won't be bothered to come back for seconds. Don't put your heart on a plate for them make them work a little to get your attention. Everyone loves a challenge. 


Always have a back up plan

Whether it's seeking revenge or throwing yourself into something else always have your plan sorted before you're left unknowingly out in the cold. My personal favourite being the revenge body, make yourself so hot that they'll be begging for another piece (but don't give them nothing) 


Once a douche always a douche 

I'm not hating on all men, some guys are really great but sometimes someone you thought had good intensions turns out to be not as great as you once thought.If they were dumb enough to leave you in the first place they don't deserve your fine piece of ass. Never go back to someone who treats/treated you badly. 


They = greesy takeout, you = prime steak 

You know the ones you get after a night out and you think is the most delicious thing in the world but when you see it the next morning you have to hold back your sick? Yeah that's a f*ck boy. You on the other hand are a cooked to perfection steak or whatever you want to eat, so don't get too hung up on him. 

Here's to a valentines day where you're not crying into your damn ice cream! xx