4 November 2018

Getting a tattoo in Hong Kong


Since I last posted on here, I got a tattoo! 

Although now I love it and sometimes even forget it's there, due to it being behind me...literally. It took quite a bit of time and some panic to get used to it. 5 stages to be exact. 


Almost backing out 
Making the artist draw it out at least 5 times until it was 100% acceptable for that needle to even come near me.   

Panic stage 1 
The moment I stood up from the chair I suddenly realised this is forever, there's no going back now. 

Panic stage 2  
Once unsupervised, I somehow had to make sure this tattoo didn't turn into a blob.(A tattoo blowout as they call it) 

Relief 
After the 3 days of stress, I could finally take that *now* gross bit of tape off and see the results of my care.

Acceptance
After a couple of days of being taken aback and scared by my own reflection, I finally forget about its whole existence. 


Where to go 


I tried to do as much research as possible before choosing a place, but to be honest there's only so much I could understand about the tattoo lingo. As long as it looks good and I don't die from it, it'll do. I chose Star Crossed Tattoo in TST. 

Although I booked the appointment 2 weeks in advance, they seemed to have forgotten about my entire existence when I walked in. After waiting (and panicking) for half an hour someone finally bothered to show up. 


While I wouldn't say it was the best service, my tattoo came out perfectly and with pretty minimal pain - the most important element. 


Other shops recommended around HK 


Zinc Tattoo shop  

Blackout Tattoo


Dragon Lair Tattoo 

  

Top Tips 
  • Since you're not allowed to go swimming for a few weeks after, it's better to ink up in the cooler months to avoid being a sweaty mess. 

  • Choose an artist who's style is similar to what you're looking for. A shop that specialises in sleeves probably won't be able to give you the tiny tattoo of your dreams. 

  • Try not to go on a hike or anything too sweaty during the 3 days of wearing tape, you'll constantly be worrying about it. 

12 February 2018

Valentine's Pickup Lines To Bed Your Boo


Instead of waiting for the guy to make the moves this Valentine's it's time for you to take control with these amazing pick-up lines, 10% success rate guaranteed ;) 
                    

I'll be the box, you be the chocolates..get inside me. 

I can be the V to your V-day

Let's play house, you'll be the door and i'll bang you all night 

Be mine, you're fine 

I'd buy you chocolates but I'm sweet enough 

Nice package, let me unwrap that for you 

I was feeling off today but you definitely turned me on

Screw me if I'm wrong, but didn't you buy me flowers? 

Is that Cupids arrow in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 

Do you know what would look good on you? Me. 



Here's to not having a dry February ladies xx 

4 January 2018

10 Signs You Gotta "Let That Man Go"


New Year is the perfect time to do a little clearing out and I don't mean your wardrobe. It's time to get rid of those boys who are stressing you out, ruining your day and not appreciating you! This year and every year is about YOU so don't let anyone mess you around.

- You initiate every conversation  


Effort should be 50/50 so if you feel like it's more 20/80 then stop putting in the effort. 

- He won't add you because he "doesn't use social media"


It's 2018 everyone uses social media. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, in that case how are you reading this? 


- He doesn't talk to you but "likes" everything


If they're not interested in talking to you they don't "like" you. 


- He still uses a dating app to talk to you after you've met 


Do they have a secret girlfriend or can they just not be bothered pressing that tiny add friend button? 


- He tags other girls in memes


Nowadays you can track who everyone is hooking up with based on who they tag in memes... 


- He refuses to post anything about you


Now I'm not saying you want them to flood their whole feed, but if you feel like you're being hidden.. you probably are.  


- You've met each others parents but still aren't "official"


Is it ever going to happen? because if they're wasting your time and  hooking up with other people then don't even bother. 


- He only messages you after 12am


We all know this is a booty call, stop picking up if you want anything serious. 


- He asks you out but never actually makes plans


It's all exciting getting asked out, but the whole point in asking is to actually GO OUT. 


- He says his ex's are "crazy"


What did he do to make them crazy is the question you should be asking.



If you're experiencing any of these signs, you know what you gotta do.

(If you're a boy reading this how many did you score?)

xx