10 Thoughts Girls Have At The Gym

"Can people smell me?"

Especially if you go to the gym first thing in the morning, there's no point showering before,(except for a deodorant shower of course) which makes your fear worse. 

"Can you see my nipples?"

Unless your sports bra is super padded, those girls are coming out one time or another. No matter how baggy my shirt is over the top they always find a way. 

"If I go on the cross trainer will people think I'm being typical?"

Everyone seems to joke about the fact that girls only ever go on cross trainers, but they are just so much more fun then running on the treadmill!

"Please don't have sweat patches"

When your running like a bitch and sweating of course your gonna get a couple of sweat patches, just gotta deal with it and if you don't have any then it means you're not working hard enough.

"Did I shave my armpits today? I won't lift my arms up just incase"

On the same subject as armpits, shaving them is very easy to forget when you're running late. If you're in doubt tie your hair up REALLY tight in the changing room before so you can avoid that awkward moment when you have to lift your arms up in front of the whole gym and bear all.

"I'm not looking at you, you're looking at me"

I'm looking at them because their looking at me but what if their looking at me because I'm looking at them? best just to look at the ground and avoid all awkward eye contact.

"Do I have a camel toe?"

Yoga pants just love to get all up in your business and you're constantly on high alert. But trying to discretely sort yourself out in front of a room full of people and mirrors just isn't as easy as you thin. 

"Is she wearing makeup?"

I will never understand people who wear makeup to the gym. You don't need to look your best when sweating. Workout for yourself, not to impress people around you.

"Check me out, I'm like one of those fitness gurus now!"

That after workout feeling is just way to addictive, you're proud of yourself, feeling like the healthiest person ever! Just don't ruin that but stuffing your face after.

"I can't wait to shower"

No matter how amazing your workout is, nothing will beat the feeling of showering away all that sweat and grossness afterwards.

What Your Winged Eyeliner Says About You

Makeup is such an amazing invention that makes you go from alright to wow and the most noticeable makeup is winged eyeliner.So here is what you are saying with your liner.

No Wings 

Im going for a more natural look so you don't realise that I'm even wearing makeup even though it still took me like 20 minuets to do. Or I just really can't be bothered to deal with putting it on and taking it off 10 times before it looks normal. 

No Flick

I want to look like i've put some effort into my look but the flick just seems a little to over the top and flirty for this look. Or my flicks never look the same so I might as well give up on the idea all together. 

Applied Thinly 

I want to look cute but not slutty, just enough to be noticeable. Or I just spent ages doing my eyeshadow and if I apply too much you won't be able to see it at all. 

Applied Thickly 

I'm going to break your heart with my sassiness so bad that you're going to want me even more. Or i've just accidentally made one eye bigger then the other so I'm going to apply more and more eyeliner until they look even again. 

Glitter Liner 

I'm going to follow my idol Ke$ha and brush my teeth with a bottle of jack and arrive at the party already drunk. Or i've made terrible life decisions that I only realised after I applied glitter to my eyes. 

What story does your eyeliner tell? xx 

7 Stages Your Hair Goes Through On a Night Out

Everybody loves a killer hairstyle on a night out, they picture that scene from Mean Girls where they are strutting through the corridor looking hot as .....  But the truth is cute hair, club music and alcohol really don't mix well together. So here are the 7 stages your hair goes through on a night out: 

1.  The Fresh Do 

You've mastered the hair donut (As best you can) and you're feeling confident, sassy and ready to take on the night. Also you've put in about a million pins so it will FOR SURE stay in place, right? 

2. The Tipsy: "this will make it even better" 

This stage usually happens before you even step foot out of the door and you've had one to many pre drinks. After you've seen all your friends hairstyles and you feel that yours just needs that little bit extra. 

3. The Disaster 

When your jam comes on in the club your hair is the last thing on your mind, let the head banging commence and the hair fall out. Don't even bother trying to find your pins. 

4. The "this looks just as good" 

Screw hair donuts anyway I don't need them, the high pony is so underrated I can own this hairstyle. Little do you know you actually look like your off to school. 

5. The Excepting Your Fate

It's just all gotta come out, I'm never going to do my hair for a night out again its just such a waste of time. All I wanted to do was just look cute FOR ONCE.

6. The Drunk Bathroom Play Around 

It needs some more volume, guys love the sexy just got out of bed look! Let me just scratch my head back and forth and shake it around a bit, I don't care if I look crazy JUST MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL.

7. The F#%K It 

I can't even be bothered with you anymore, me and you are over hair this is it, first thing tomorrow I'm chopping you off and there NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

How does your hair treat you on nights out? xx